Syd the Kyd
Soz I’ve been a bit quiet – I spend my days lighting cough syrup infused sceneted candles and being led around on a jager-drip like this:
I have also spent a chunk of time shouting at the shitty small TV we have (cause we’re paying for Sky, even though our screen is 2cm big) whenever lesbians come on the screen, yelling “PLEASE DON’T THINK ALL GAYS ARE LIKE THIS” i.e Don’t Tell The Rancid Bride and 4am L-Word repeats. Obz most lesbo’s I know wear padded Primark coats and eat Greg’s pastries daily, but then we see gurls like Syd the Kyd from Odd Future living out an X Rated Sugar Rush plot with some hot bish at a fairground, booting her when she passes out, AND I realise that thankfully romance isn’t dead.
Here’s the proof that babes that luv babes exist:
and if that video makes you squirm and you get all feminist or whatevs, you can listen to this remix of Little Dragon and just appreciate the hi-level talents that Syd has creeping out of her fade-cut. Download it too if you wanna, it IS the season of goodwill etc.
“all i want’s a second or two
and all we got are seconds to lose
and all i am is tempted by you”
Laura-May Coope




