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• KITTY PRYDE I DIE 4 U May 13, 2012
  When one of my hu$tler bbz from Twittter was declaring some faceless bish from YouTube the realist rapper, I understandably wanted to like her as much as chicken pox. But this creepy little bitch rapping over Charnsuka is a RIOT
• Zebra Katz and Fckn Bratz April 18, 2012
  I got a death threat on Twitter this week from a One Direction stalker who accused me of being ‘another Caroline-cougar bitch chasing Harry who doesn’t deserve to have met the best boys in the world’  :-D  i’m gonna RT it in 3 years when she’s working in Tesco after failing her music B.Tech and [...]
• Florence + the Machine – Never Let Me Go (Clams Casino Remix) March 21, 2012
  If ‘Never Let You Go’ by Florence and the Machine is a bit too :’-( for you, try this freshly dropped Clams Casino refix. It’s substantial, eerie and really quite beautiful, it sounds a bit more like this ;’-)
• Nardwuar vs. A$AP Rocky at SXSW 2012 March 21, 2012
  Does Nardwuar get groupies? I often wonder. Little geeky fresh bishes in plaid with pre-planned gifts, like a rare banoffi flavoured condom from a Kool Aid/Durex collaboration that happened in 1999? That Nardwuar once blogged about anonmously and has never mentioned since? Fuck know. And groupies don’t carry condoms so lez just shelf that thought.  If […]
• Gita – Hood Rich February 28, 2012
• Gorillaz – DoYaThing (Feat. James Murphy & Andre 3000) February 23, 2012
  Gorillaz and Converse are two things that normally give me a rash of repulsion. But somehow they’ve sewn themselves together and made not only a pair of camo-Converse that I lust after, but also a track with Andre 3000 and LCD Soundsystems James Murphy that is more addictive than amphetamine enhanced Haribo. ‘Do Ya Thing’ [...]
• MURKAGE – TORCHES February 23, 2012
  This isn’t fresh out of the audio-womb, but it’s been bubbling in my brain for the last few weeks like an urgent lullaby. Now i’m screeching “KICK DOWN DOOORS” as I’m eating Golden Grahams in the morning and barging bitches out my way on Oxford Street at 9.45am chanting “MURKAGE IS A FREIGHT TRAIIINNNNN” like s […]
• ROMAN HOLIDAY – Nicki Minaj live at The Grammys 2012 February 13, 2012
• Brianna Perry // Nicki Minaj – Marilyn Monroe February 8, 2012
  At first this sounds like a rejected Beyonce album track. Then it sounds like some drunk bitch swigging cough syrup and missing her intro. THEN it suddenly sounds fucking amazing and i don’t really know why. Maybe cause I got distracted by her tits or lipstick or something. Rhyming ‘arrogant’ and ‘Marilyn’ isn’t what I lea […]
• Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks GO HARDER January 16, 2012
  I’m not using the term Femcee – it sounds like thrush cream.  But we all know things are poppin off for Iggy and Azealia right now in a global style. I’m pretty smug to say Milk Teeth interviewed Azealia Banks yonkers ago, you can re-read the lol-filled business here: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ and since then she’s swollen in status [...]