Katy B (itchin) – Witches Brew Video
whenver i see Katy B dashin about in her basic Topshop boot cut jeans and shrunk-washed Rinse Fm t-shirt i just wanna wrap her in a fleece slanket and make her watch King of the Hill boxsets with me and drink Malibu. If we make out, that’s cool, but it’s not urgent cause she’s just that slightly harsh pikey from year 9 with a tuff as fukk big sister and an Ellesse backpack with a mobile phone pouch on the strap.
She has got good tits though TBF.
i LOVE Katy B’s voice and music and let us never forget this – i just hate it when stylists try to stick her in some Acne stilletos and coat her gob in Chanel plum gloss. It looks transparent and awkward and nobody wants her to be a LDN version of Keri Hilson – we have tramps like Michelle Bass for that.
Witches Brew is bo$$ – this video starts off looking like a St Martins first year installation but gets a bit better with the man tied up shit. Let’s just remember yeah music-industry SHE AIN’T BEYONCE, don’t invest your time and cash into making her sexy, she’s never gonna have her own perfume and we wank over her cause she’s realistic and would steal your fags…
