SPLIFFS AND GIFS // Young Guns
I LIKE GIFS AND SPLIFFS
here’s me and my DJ significant other @BradDykes playing Tweet ‘Oops (oh my)’ at JailBait in Brighton. I was drip fed Glenns vodka through sheer abuse, which i’m allergic to, which in turn forces me to remove clothes and only play Dr Dre ‘I just wanna fuck you’ on repeat until I vomit over my fake tan and am forcibly removed by the same security man (Andre) and get £10 taken out of my fee for being an absolute prick.
I made it into a GIF as it seemed the only reasonable way to make a beautiful thing even more beautiful ;*-)
(that’s a winking teary emoticon showing high levels of both delight and pride)
The only music I’m interested in this week is choosing who to wank over out of Yasmin, Griminal and Devlin. If i’m on the seventh Martini Rosso I might even go a bit tropical and attempt an Ed Sheeran themed orgasm, although this makes me feel repulsed and reminds me of that dark week in Portsmouth when I thought I fancied Anthony Worrell Thompson.
Yasmin also Tweeted me this week to thank me for choosing her as a more fuckable option over both Tyler and Pharrell.
A-WOOOOOOOOO
