☯ ✡☨ ✞ SKATE WITCHES ☯ ✡☨ ✞

#BONER at these funny $luts on skateboards making every wetdream i’ve had post the cast of Clueless, come true. If you ever feel smug bout your life, watch this video and remind yourself you are GUTTERSHIT compared to this gurls, squawking awkwardly like a leathered up TLC with matted hair and a shared bottle of Lynx Africa as hygeine control. They can’t even fucking skate. I’m getting:

“I’M THE QUEEN WITCH, AND I ONLY RIDE AT MIDNIGHT ” tattooed across my tits tomorrow.

Not really, I’m going to Carlisle tomorrow for 1BigWeekend to kidnap Fergie and teach how not to piss herself and have a overwhelming D&M with her in a rainy corner where she weeps over her emotional crystal meth scars and how Will.I.Am is really such a cunt. Then we’ll make out and throw gunk from the catering bin at Gaga mid performance.  S’GONNA BE DOPE.

SEE YAZ.

(thanks pergy btw)

~ by milkteef on May 12, 2011.