Keisha get RAW
Can somebody send Keisha a hamper please? This girl is in SERIOUS need of tea, Wipsa Gold’s and some of that royal jelly honey shit that Waitrose always stick in ‘sympathy baskets’. Read this piece of bleeding heart from Keisha’s Twitter today:
“I’m sad to say that I am no longer a part of the Sugababes … Although it was not my choice to leave, it’s time to enter a new chapter in my life … I would like to state that there were no arguments, bullying or anything of the sort that lead to this. Sometimes a breakdown in communication and lack of trust can result in many different things.”
And just to rub some massive sea salt grains into this fresh musical wound, Keisha’s replacement will be global icon/Eurovision reject Jade Ewen, who was previously rumoured to be replacing other s.babe Amelle earlier this year. Jade is also one of Keisha’s mates and poor Keeshy even denied the whispers to the press ages ago.
Basically without Keisha, the Sugababes are a Whopper without the beef, a Tequilla without the lime, a Lil Wayne without the tattoo’s. Nobody cares and nobody is gonna swallow it. My brain is now fizzing with images of Keisha and Mutya reforming to create some ultra-tight, ultra-talented work of audio art. Maybe they could call themselves WET-DREAM and make us all happy yeah.
C’MOWN GALS, GET ON BOARD.
Now take a 5 minute silence to visually celebrate this video. RIP BABEZ.